{"id":3,"date":"2007-10-10T14:56:05","date_gmt":"2007-10-10T21:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/?p=3"},"modified":"2007-10-10T14:57:12","modified_gmt":"2007-10-10T21:57:12","slug":"imagined-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"Imagined things"},"content":{"rendered":"
When I was younger, and working the counter, there was a customer I’d hang out with. \u00c2\u00a0We’d chit chat while waiting for something, he’d talk, and I’d talk. \u00c2\u00a0I’d throw crazy ideas at him. \u00c2\u00a0Being a teenager, I wanted to customize my car – so I would think of all kinds of crazy things to think of to add to it. \u00c2\u00a0Take away from it. \u00c2\u00a0Change. \u00c2\u00a0Whatever. \u00c2\u00a0I think I told him a crazy idea, he told me I was crazy and it would never work, and we’d both laugh. \u00c2\u00a0We did this at least once a week for two or three years. \u00c2\u00a0I think the car would have cost a million dollars or so by the end and weighed about 5,000 pounds. \u00c2\u00a0It was a blast.<\/p>\n
I still come up with crazy\/stupid things like that and would like to tell him sometime. \u00c2\u00a0Here’s to you, the Archbishop’s father-in-law.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
When I was younger, and working the counter, there was a customer I’d hang out with. \u00c2\u00a0We’d chit chat while waiting for something, he’d talk, and I’d talk. \u00c2\u00a0I’d throw crazy ideas at him. \u00c2\u00a0Being a teenager, I wanted to customize my car – so I would think of all kinds of crazy things to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4,3],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.imaginarybillboards.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}